Mildred Foom’s Estate Sales & Agency

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Mildred Foom in her warehouse

About Mildred

I'm Mildred Foom—yes, that's Foom, no 'e'! I’ve been running estate sales since Reagan’s first term, and I believe in the power of mahogany, meaningful memories, and a firm handshake.

We're happy to have a new name, and you'll please update your Netspace bookmarks from MildredFoomAgency.com to here at foom.agency.

Thank you kindly,
—Mildred 💕

Services

Featured Item of the Week

“Haunted Rocking Chair, Lightly Used”

Makes a soft creaking noise even when not occupied. Comes with blanket and story.

Contact Mildred

Phone: (202) 642-GABL

Email: MrsM@foom.agency

Hours: Monday through Friday, 9AM to 3PM or whenever I feel like it.

/cease-and-desist

Dr. Foom: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. THIS SITE IS A MOCKERY OF MY LEGACY. RETURN MY DOMAIN, WITCH, OR FACE MY MEGABOTS.

Mildred (in cursive): Not until you return my Tupperware.