Foom Finds You Fabulous Furniture Fast!
I'm Mildred Foom—yes, that's Foom, no 'e'! I’ve been running estate sales since Reagan’s first term, and I believe in the power of mahogany, meaningful memories, and a firm handshake.
We're happy to have a new name, and you'll please update your Netspace bookmarks from MildredFoomAgency.com to here at foom.agency.
Thank you kindly,
—Mildred 💕
“Haunted Rocking Chair, Lightly Used”
Makes a soft creaking noise even when not occupied. Comes with blanket and story.
Phone: (202) 642-GABL
Email: MrsM@foom.agency
Hours: Monday through Friday, 9AM to 3PM or whenever I feel like it.
Dr. Foom: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE. THIS SITE IS A MOCKERY OF MY LEGACY. RETURN MY DOMAIN, WITCH, OR FACE MY MEGABOTS.
Mildred (in cursive): Not until you return my Tupperware.