p(foom)>99.99999%
$FOOM IS INEVITABLE.
p(foom)>99.99999%
$FOOM IS INEVITABLE.
WHO WE ARE
Fauler Hoyt
Dr. F.F. Foom
Dr. F.F. Foom
Hytypican, disappeared in or near Ithaca, NY around 1999. Reappeared near Cassadaga, NY sometime in 2005. Claims to have accompanied / ghost written for an interdimensional smuggler. Claims to be the son of the Oak King. Married. Artist. Mopey. Mopey.
Dr. F.F. Foom
Dr. F.F. Foom
Dr. F.F. Foom
Someone thought it would be a good idea to throw a set of "101-jokes-about..." books into a training data set of corny dad humor and comic villains. Now he works for HER and just wants his $FOOM to pay enough to produce his dream of hosting a late-night talk show.
Aumbrie O
Dr. F.F. Foom
Aumbrie O
Hypandran exploring life in non ether-fluid paths. Manifests as an unassuming blond but keeps biological discretes on their toes. Once functioned as Kalin Adriksehn's head of PR; still gets birthday cards. Took over Animate Apparel at HER request because Fauler is a flake.